Sunday, October 10, 2010

Urban Dictionary

NAME: lorien
Someone who is wonderful in every way, has a sence of humor, and is very short. people adore her and want to be with her at all times. Every guy that see's her wants to be with her. She sometimes gets into fights with her friends, but quickly resolves them in a correct mannor. In general, she is a pretty awesome girl. If she has a lover, he is really lucky and should be able to see that. If he can't, HE'S AN IDIOT.
"Wow! She is such a Lorien."

AGE: 20
the number before 21 and after 19. generally used when counting.

Bag of Weed, costs $20.00 dollars and is enough to make 4 fat joints.
I know this dealer that sells 20's.

The number of years you spend in jail for assault with a deadly weapon.

The age which is slightly less worthless than 19, and slightly more worthless than 18. The age at which you are considered to be well into fully legal adulthood, yet the government still deems it necessary to babysit certain aspects of your life. Despite the notoriety of turning a new decade, turning 20 doesn't mean a damn thing.
Last night, bobby smoked exactly twice as many joints as he could count on both of his hands. How many joints did bobby smoke? answer: 20.

The hottest age for a girl.

Bag of marijuana, also referred to as a DUB sack.

The old age and death of a typical anime character.
BIRTH MONTH: october
 
People born in october are fun loving and energetic, and care very much (sometimes too much) what other people think about them. They love having friends and are outgoing in certain scenarios, but not in others. They may have trouble finding who they realy are but once they click, their personality explodes. October is the best month to be born in.
 
October, the 10th, and obviously the best month of the year, and is so for several reasons.
1. OKTOBERFEST
2. Birthstone is Opal
3. Zodiac signs Libra and Scorpio
4. Most likely conceived between Christmas and Valentines Day (giggity).
 
Someone With A Mind Blowing name, just like the wind. Usually Hot, and long brunette hair..some would say with a dark side, usually loves music and enjoys a great night out.
FAV. COLOUR: pink
 
Pink used to be a fine, okay color, mixed from red and white. Unfortunately when trends took over, they took pink with it, and made it into a marketing device of pure evil.
 
the former "girls'" color  
now worn by confident guys
BIRTH PLACE: adelaide
 
pretty much the best place in the world to live.
adelaide is the capital of south australia, and has a small population. it is very pretty. there r lots of good restaurants, and gorgeous parklands. like other cities, it has its slums (salisbury, elizabeth), but ther r heaps of good suburbs such as burnside, beaumont and leabrook.
 
hot guys live there.
 
"I'm going to Adelaide tomorrow"
"How long for?"
"A day."
"Too long mate."
 
"I'm going to Adelaide tomorrow"
"What are you not going to forget?"
"A bus ticket."
"And?"
"My HIV vaccination, my ugg boots, my footy and my bullet proof vest."

a small town in the middle of nowhere, once believed to be the capital city of South Australia (pronounced sowf ostraya).
It is a central breeding ground for mono-cellular pond slime,
that proliferates to the northern suburbs extending into the eastern suburbs and more recently new estates in southern suburbs.

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